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Northern Voice 2011: Why am I going?

Months ago, I signed up for a conference that I knew nothing about for reasons that weren’t actually clear to me at the time. It was, admittedly, kind of an impulse buy. I’d heard of Northern Voice, I knew it … Continue reading

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Get my Cubicle Dweller books for nuthin’

As everyone knows, I’m a very famous* author of all kinds** of books. Until today, my writing was only available at my Cafe Press store or Amazon.com and only in ridiculously obsolete paper. For those of you wanting to read … Continue reading

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Escape from Abbotts Aerodrome

I have decided not to finish this year’s attempt at a NaNoWriMo story. It’s now day ten of thirty, and I haven’t made any more progress. So instead, here’s the opening to the story. Yes, the character is named Cubey … Continue reading

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The Oldbie

They found his avatar standing motionless next to a pile of prims, slumped at the shoulders like a marionette whose strings had been cut. T1g3r bumped Daisy45 to get her attention, “Hey Daze, take a look at this guy.” Daisy45 … Continue reading

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Bad Poetry of Second Life, Part 5

Honestly, I didn’t think this through completely when I started posting the old “Bad Poetry” entries. Whatever readership that I had previously has now been driven away — if not completely incapacitated by vile verse and dreadful doggerel. This is, of … Continue reading

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Bad Poetry of Second Life, Part 4

The date today is, of course, 10/10/10  (alternatively, it’s 10/10/10 if you use European format). To nerds all over the planet, it’s obvious that 101010 is binary for the number 42, which is the answer to the ultimate question of … Continue reading

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Bad Poetry of Second Life, Part 3

Welcome to PAIN. Muahahaha! This, of course, is part three of a too-many-part series of actual stinky poetry written by Second Lifers (see part 1 and part 2). Back in late 2003 and early 2004, I hosted several poetry contests. … Continue reading

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Bad Poetry of Second Life, Part 2

As I mentioned in my previous post, in late 2003 and early 2004, I hosted a series of poetry contests in Second Life. The challenge: to write the absolute worst poem possible in fifteen minutes, while incorporating eight randomly-chosen words. … Continue reading

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Bad Poetry of Second Life, Part 1

In late 2003 and early 2004, I hosted a series of poetry contests in Second Life. The challenge: to write the absolute worst poem possible in fifteen minutes, while incorporating eight randomly-chosen words. The virtual poets rose to the challenge, … Continue reading

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Schrodinger’s printer problem

Like many cubicle dwellers, when Friday afternoon rolls around, my mind begins to wander a little, and tasks like attaching the correct cover sheet to the TPS report become unreasonably tedious and just really, really… uh… adjective. I couldn’t concentrate … Continue reading

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