Category Archives: Mmm… food

I’m glad I tried Panago’s new “steak and blue cheese” pizza last night. Now I know where to find pizza that tastes the same going down as it does coming back up!

I laughed my ass off when I saw this one. No kidding… it fell off and hit the floor with a meaty thunk. My dad snapped this photo in a picnic area on Galiano Island, BC. I just had to … Continue reading →

Ever wondered… What is it like to eat someone? Well the wondering is over! HuFu imitates the texture and flavour of human flesh. Great for those vegetarian cannibals on your Christmas list! Link: Eat Hufu

Here’s a little item that I could probably use in my cubicle: The Patata Chef french fry vending machine. The child in this picture is 25 years old. Sadly, her stunted growth was a result of a strict diet of … Continue reading →

I have begun to take a more serious interest in my health and eating well. For example, I now try to park my car at least a couple of blocks away from the office for the exercise. And although I … Continue reading →

My drive to the cubicle farm this morning was a smoky one, due to a massive fire that’s burning out of control in the Burns Bog in Delta, BC, just southeast of Vancouver. The air smells and tastes like peat … Continue reading →

In today’s lunchtime adventure, I bought myself a McD’s “oriental” chicken salad. With the wilted green lettuce, Paul Newman salad dressing, and sliced up McChicken patty, it doesn’t seem particularly “oriental” to me. Unless of course the plastic bowl was … Continue reading →

In an effort to boost sagging readership numbers, I have been asked to revise Monday’s entry to include more exciting content. Given the choice between a dry, meager sandwich and the edible grease-sponges from McD’s, I usually go for the … Continue reading →