Today, I bring you Part Two in the epic cubicle drama that I call "lunch".

In the end, I couldn't decide if I wanted maki or negiri sushi, so I bought the sushi combo. It's got bits of all kinds of raw fish in it.

I think I'll start with the tuna. Mmm. Cold, soft, and squishy. Just the way I like it. This always reminds me of those scenes in The Two Towers in which Gollum eats the whole raw fish. Yummy fishessss.

Cucumber maki? I really don't see the point of cucumber maki. If I wanted vegetables, I'd go to a salad bar.

And now, some salmon. I'll just put some wasabi on this one.

Mmm. Salmo--

Aaaaa!! Wasabi...stings... hot!! Sinuses... burning!!! Eyes... watering!!! Must drink miso--

AAAAA!!! Scalding miso!! Tongue burnt!!! Cool it with slice of mackerel!!

AAAAAAAAAA!!! Chopsticks slipped!! Mackerel up nose!!!

Wasabi-sneeze coming on... aaaaaa....;laksjf edl;e;oi 99e7fpo9uq2 ;

Nooo!! The mackerel exploded from my nose at high speed and splattered all over my keyboard.

Here comes the manager. Must act normal. I think I'll just bring this lunch to a close.