It's the toughest decision he's made, Schwarzenegger says, since he had a bikini wax in 1978. Yes, that's exactly the kind of experience they need to govern California.
I suppose in all fairness, I should mention his other qualifications: he can ride a Harley, kneecap police officers with a shotgun, and remove his own eyeball with pocket knife.
His opponents should note that they can only stop him by crushing him in an industrial press or by bathing him in acid.
Or was that just a role he played?
Anyway, it's good to see Arnold so clearly taking a much-needed break from promoting his latest movie.
Link: CBC News: Schwarzenegger will run for governor of California
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