In my meanderings through the blogosphere, I have noticed that a certain number of bloggers offer Cafe Press products: hats, mugs, t-shirts, frisbees, clocks, and many other white objects with logos on them. But these are all pretty ordinary products. I mean, most people already have too many souvenir t-shirts. And who really needs yet another mouse pad?

That's why I plan to offer Cubicledweller.ca-branded pets. Visitors will be able to order their very own Campbell's dwarf hamster with "www.cubicledweller.ca" tattooed on its back. Kittens will have the logo shaved into their fur. And if you buy the Goldfish Special, you get fourteen goldfish: each one carries a different letter in waterproof ink to spell out "CUBICLE DWELLER".

Maybe I'll have to rethink that last one. They would probably swim in the wrong order and spell unfortunate things.