Fodor's Travel Guides has produced a marvellous new guide to tourism in Canada, called PureCanada. Unfortunately, the guide's map appears to be missing a couple of little geographical details, such as:

• The province of Prince Edward Island
  
  
• The Yukon territory
  
  
• The cities of Halifax, Fredericton, and Brandon.

As well, the territory of Nunavut is misspelled "Nunavit".



In an effort to reconcile the discrepancies between the map and actual geographical details, the federal government plans to blow up PEI, which would be more cost-effective than paying another $600,000 of taxpayer's money to reprint the guide. The inhabitants of PEI, and the three cities — also slated for removal — will be relocated to the new territory of Nunavit, where they'll build a new Anne of Green Gables theme park.

The destruction of the Yukon won't be necessary, as nobody has lived there since the gold rush.

Link: CBC News: " No Yukon, P.E.I. on new maps of Canada".