I'd just like to take a moment to express my disappointment with Google. Before I changed my URL, my page rank was a solid 6/10. Now that I'm at www.endofline.ca, I'm 0/10. The content is the same... why is the site less important now?

And I miss all of the wacky search requests. I rarely get any since I moved. Oh, I still get the usual requests for "penguin belly button rings", "chimps on penguins", "hopping lego robots", and "chunkylover53", but the really weird ones are few and far between. Or maybe my definition of "weird" has changed after a year of blogging.

Also, there seems to be a preponderance of animal-related searches. Here are a few:

• extinct animals, doo-doo birds
  
• what happens to the water when penguins poop in it
  
• can hamsters eat marshmallows
  
• fuzzy bunny porn

Nope. Nothing weird there.