It has been suggested that I have an unusual preoccupation with McDonald's. I have, after all, written several posts relating to McDonald's and its foodlike products, so I think it's time that I explained myself.

I have a terrible, terrible addiction to fast food. If it's greasy, I'll give it a try. And then, of course, I'll spend hours feeling bad (both morally and physically) about what I've done .

So naturally, I need to assuage my guilt by calling them evil. Hypocrisy can be so useful. Really, I feel better about myself already.