Until then, however, I'll just post this limmerick. I woke up with this going through my head, and I don't know where it came from. Is that a sign that I've lost my marbles? Probably.
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
Yes. Send the men in white coats.
Cubey Terra