Some days ago, fear and suspicion gripped the dwellers at the cube farm. The e-mail memo said it all:

From: Tina Shrewberries
To: Everyone
Subject: ATTN: Spoons missing from 6th floor kitchen!!

There are no spoons left in the kitchen drawer! Could the person or persons responsible please replace the spoons? If you know of their whereabouts, we urge you to come forward and report what you know! This matter is of the utmost importance, as it threatens our ability to consume our lunches!!

Thank you for you attention!!!

Our kitchen was without spoons of any kind. Even the giant stirring spoons went missing, which was baffling because without a hotplate, there are no pots to stir. As well, the precious spork ? that miracle of nature that is neither spoon nor fork, yet both ? was also absent.

Some claim that it never existed at all, but I know better.

What nefarious purpose could be behind the disappearance of the spoons? I decided to take the case. So began The Search for Spork.