Where was I? Oh yes. The link: Engrish The Two Towers Captions.
This is an actual subtitle on a pirate copy of The Two Towers.
Other notable lines include:
"I bring word from Elfron the River of Death"
"Gandolf foogray that was my name"
"Aragon, son of Haratron and Borodel of Gondor"
"my lord Gandlof foorgray is coming"
"no I have to do Sam"
...and the classic...
"Bring your pussy face to my ass".
Oh my.
Cubey Terra