Once again, don't forget to watch Rockpoint PD tonight at 10:30 on the Comedy Network. That is, if you get the Comedy Network, watch Rockpoint PD. Otherwise, um... watch something else.

And if you don't have a TV, you could do something else. Read a book, for example. Or go for a walk. Talk to a loved one. Or something. For crying out loud, what am I, your social planner?! Figure it out on your own!

What was that? I'm a hypocrite for telling you to watch a show when I have no TV myself? I can't believe you would suggest such a thing! Trust me, if I had a TV, I would watch nothing but Rockpoint PD every night... if it were on every night. Oh, and the Daily Show, which is on right after Rockpoint PD. That's good for a laugh. And maybe Buffy and Enterprise too. But that's all, because if you watch too much TV, you'll turn into a nut who gets into arguments with himself. You will! It's true!

What? You watch VIP? Oh for?... I don't even know where to start with that. You obviously have absolutely no taste in TV at all. That's it. I'm not talking to you anymore.